Monday, June 23, 2014

Hal Mason can suck it

This post is dedicated to Shepard Book and all good Sci/Fi characters that have been betrayed by people with bad taste.


Sometimes you just gotta hate. And I don’t mean to contradict other times where I have said I don’t like to throw out the “H” word but in the case of a fictional character on a Sci/Fi show I think we are o.k. to spew a little hate and discontent.

The character I am talking about is Hal Mason portrayed by Drew Roy, either the absolute worst talented no acting POS or a thespian of such great quality he can act totally board-like with no personality thus stripping all his own humanity away to play this shell of a whiffle ball. I also refer to this character as “Helmet Head” for the obvious reason, once you get a good look all you can fixate on is his hair that seems to not move and for good measure a second reason becomes apparent with the first utterance of dialog by this overpaid hemorrhoid commercial.

So here is what set me off.  Last night I did the rare thing and watched T.V. live instead of off the DVR.  I saw a new show called the “Last Ship,” I won’t bother anyone of my loyal two readers with the details but the show was fine for mindless Sunday night mind release into the world of T.V. porn.  (Note:  Like that – two rambles in a row where I managed to inject the word “porn”)  The Last Ship was supposed to lead into the season premier of “Falling Skies” a show which I kind of liked the first season started to realize it was not satisfying the itch it was trying to scratch by the second, totally did not even know the third season aired and now starts the fourth go around.  As the Last Ship ended and Falling Skies started up I grabbed the remote – well first I had to shove the dog over as she was sleeping on top of it.  When you have food she is all bushy eyed and bright tailed but when it comes time to turn the channel she weighs 500 lbs. and turns into something like a singularity in space where she draws all the loose objects toward her and her gravity well just gets heavier and heavier the closer you get.

Sooooo, I grab the remote and switch some channels and hit the end of an episode of Barney Miller.  Efff Yeah!!!! I did not know quality T.V. still existed. I missed the entire episode but the outro music got my mind racing and I remember that RonGlass was in that show.  Then connecting the dots I realized that Ron Glass was also in “Firefly”, then I realized Firefly was over 10 years ago and lasted ONE season….see where I am going? How in the holy hemorrhoid (Wait – I used that word already…lets see…hmmmm (SNAP) Got it!) …How in the merciful menstruating marsupial did Firefly get one season but helmet head gets four years of the batcrap crazy Falling Skies?

Look. Lets get it straight. I like Science Fiction.  I read a few books between other genres I get into.  I live out my inner 14 year old and stop by the comic store every two or three weeks and grab a number of issues of Sci/Fi, superhero, and TA Freakin DAAA the ongoing limited series of Firefly.  Obviously there is still a fan following but the butt cheeses that own those Nielsen boxes don’t watch good TV instead the salivate over another season of bad off key singing with American idolaters and the hot chick that “seemingly can’t find a man on her own” needs a show to screen 18 eligible bachelors over the course of four months, but these same “producers” – I use the term VERY loosely, get to choose to kill off good TV and keep crap like Helmut head harry on for – need I say it again? FOUR seasons.  Why o why. 

It is not just the character Hal I despise, but the plot sucks, the acting is worse, and I am rooting for the aliens that invaded Earth to get it over with.  Having said that, the special effects are great and set design is pretty awesome too, so why are they not working on a Firefly or move over to Defiance to make sure that show stays on the air. 

I am going to make a promise here.  If I ever win it REAL big on the lotto, I will have to start up my own channel. I would collaborate with Netflix and release the shows through them and a paid internet channel and I would finance a few of these shows that loyal fans want back. Start there and work my way to a full schedule.  It is already being done there is some great stuff out there just not big enough budgets (the Guild?  Or Space Janitors anyone?)

So for those that worship at the alter of sucky Sci/Fi check out TNT on Sunday evenings for Falling Skies, for everyone else send me $5 in the mail and I will let you be one of my shareholders in this new adventure I am conjuring up.


Rant over – Gallologic Out

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